Scientists will at all times lead you to believe time travel is impossible. Sure.. we have Stephen Hawkings, devout followers of said wheely man, and other kooks, who all believe possibilities are endless, but seriously, the 'facts' say it's not happening. Well. I think you'd all be surprised to know that there is someone out there who proves EVERYONE wrong.
Travelling back from the year 4060 this guy warped back on some holographic, freaky Star Trek-esque beam, to show us what music possibilities are all about.
Originally, it was more than difficult to actually get any information on this guy. Half man, half machine, half lycanthropic guardian of the night (in the year 4060, people will have dismissed the common belief that there are only two halves in a whole), tracking this illusive creature was near impossible. But.. being such a generous prodigy that he is, he offered me scraps of information, like a penny in a diamond mine.
Born in the wild, and raised by wolves, this groovy cat was found by a group of travelling monks, who trained him as a child in the art of Kung Fu, Ninjitsu, and Mi Goreng. (Some people just can't make a good one, you know?). Further on in his life, he decided to start mixing the sounds he heard around him, the call of the birds, the trickle of the streams, and the bubbling of the kettle. No, wait, my coffee is ready to be made.... Okay, okay.. back to it. Mixing these sounds together, along with many, many others - some old, you might be surprised, began one of the most amazing and illustrious music careers that could be had.
Eventually, the monks could no longer teach him anything more. In fact, the monks could only sit and marvel as they were taught more than they could have imagined. One of the elder monks, decided it was time to teach young Zach the art of time travel. Obviously I can't share that secret with you, or he will travel back in time to right before I wrote the sentence, and karate chop my fingers off. Traveling to and fro upon the time - space continuum, gathering only the most amazing sounds from here and there... you can imagine what you're in for.
With so many important selling points, it's hard to concentrate on one. And trying to include all of them would be preposterous. So here is one. Not only can this guy warp from dimension to dimension, but can you imagine the omnipresent ability to encompass genres? Performances by the mere mortals... can really only span the one or two. But really, with the ability to travel time, and dimension, from one universe to another, this guy throws in a bit of this and a bit of that. And it may sound messy. But it's not. It's an entrancing neat little package. You name it, he can use it. Of course, it's not possible to throw in a bit of everything in every show, but, it's the ability to make a variety, and still make it sound good, that matters. So unlike a Will Smith movie, you won't lose the plot.
Of course, all this can't be said without proof. I can't give proof in word form. Just go and see him perform. He'll transform you, into the mutant demon you secretly are. SEE! Amy Winehouse! You aren't fooling ANYONE.